Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Her Dad Is Better Than Your Dad

I just read a student’s essay, and I am in awe of her amazing father.

Apparently, he makes amazing desserts:

My dad’s characteristics and tarts are the key to his success.

He performs free plastic surgery:

If you hang out with him, he puts a smile in your face.

He’s very smart:

My dad is very educated and well educated.

And best of all, he communicates with his kids via telepathy:

My dad thought me my times tables.

9 comments:

Diane J. said...

Oh my gosh, this post is too funny! Why couldn't my parents think me my times tables? Rats!

Janet Johnson said...

I needed a good laugh! Love it. :)

The Shanner of Attention said...

I would have a field day with a red pen if I were in your profession. I love me some red pen!

Rachael said...

I think the overstatement of his educational qualifications is my favorite!

Carolyn Abiad said...

Is this all from the same student? Lol...her dad does make "tarts", if he's a plastic surgeon. :)

Jaya J said...

lol. it's not a bad essay after all. it made us all laugh.

Hart Johnson said...

*giggles* Well every good man needs a Tart for back-up... I'm just saying... *snort*

Theresa Milstein said...

You can think times tables? I'm having my word with my father because the constant drilling used to make me cry.

And he never baked.

Hold my hand: a social worker's blog said...

hahahaha I needed a good laugh this morning :-D

Doris