I just read a student’s essay, and I am in awe of her amazing father.Apparently, he makes amazing desserts:
My dad’s characteristics and tarts are the key to his success.
He performs free plastic surgery:
If you hang out with him, he puts a smile in your face.
He’s very smart:
My dad is very educated and well educated.
And best of all, he communicates with his kids via telepathy:
My dad thought me my times tables.
9 comments:
Oh my gosh, this post is too funny! Why couldn't my parents think me my times tables? Rats!
I needed a good laugh! Love it. :)
I would have a field day with a red pen if I were in your profession. I love me some red pen!
I think the overstatement of his educational qualifications is my favorite!
Is this all from the same student? Lol...her dad does make "tarts", if he's a plastic surgeon. :)
lol. it's not a bad essay after all. it made us all laugh.
*giggles* Well every good man needs a Tart for back-up... I'm just saying... *snort*
You can think times tables? I'm having my word with my father because the constant drilling used to make me cry.
And he never baked.
hahahaha I needed a good laugh this morning :-D
Doris
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