I had big plans for today. I was going to grade 20 essays and do a blog post on Google’s new definition of literally. Instead, I have been glued to the couch binge watching Orange Is the New Black. I have literally been watching it all day. And I don’t mean literally in the way that Google defines literally (i.e., figuratively); I mean literally as the adverbial form of the adjective literal, which is defined as “in accordance with, involving, or being the primary or strict meaning of the word or words; not figurative or metaphorical.”
Okay, I’ve got to go. I have to be somewhere in two hours, and I literally only have two episodes left. If I don't watch them, I will figuratively die.