I HAVE A BOOK COMING OUT A MONTH FROM TODAY!
So obviously you know what that means: I am about to become wildly successful and forget about all the people who loved and supported me before I was the world’s number one bestselling author.
Soon, I will be saying goodbye to the classroom and blogosphere and hello to partying at George Clooney’s Lake Como house and cruising the Mediterranean on my new 300 foot yacht with my new besties Jay Z and Beyoncé (which I guess means Kim and Kanye will also tag along).
But before I blow you all off, I wanted to give you all one last chance to support me.
Will anyone help me promote my book? If you help me, I will convince George to let you star in his next movie. I will let you ride starboard on my yacht. And if your name starts with a K, I will convince Kim and Kanye to name their firstborn after you.
So here’s what I was thinking: In the comments section of this post or via email (email@example.com), you can let me know if you are willing to participate in any of the following ways, and then I will contact you and we will figure it out. (I know; I should have gone into business management.)
A. Interview me on your blog
B. Have me do a guest post on your blog
C. Blog about the release of my book on your blog
D. Facebook or Twitter about the release of my book
E. Call your friends Oprah and Ellen and put in a good word for me
F. Something I didn’t think of
In all honesty, though, thank you all for reading and supporting my blog. Your continued support really gave me the confidence to make this thing into a book.