As many of you know, last year, I converted my car into a grammarmobile. Well, a few months ago, I was driving along in my grammarmobile promoting grammar awareness throughout the streets of Orange County, and this bitc ..., I mean woman, one lane over was as passionate about making a right hand turn as I am about grammar. Consequently, she didn’t seem to care that there was actually a car in the right lane. So my grammarmobile and I plowed right into her--and the grammarmobile was totalled.
But ... there’s good news.
The police officer deemed it her fault (even though she totally started crying and complaining of a sore neck as soon as the cops arrived).
And, more important, I got a new car and made a new and improved grammarmobile.
Finally, I can return to my career as a grammar vigilante--fighting grammar crimes and protecting punctuation. AND it's eco-friendly.
Check her out:
Do you think I should add more punctuation marks (because I've got 'em), or do you like it as is?