Wednesday, September 7, 2011

The September Issue


I apologize if I’ve been relatively absent from the blogosphere in these early days of September, but I got myself involved in something that took a lot longer than I thought it would. But I did it: I finally made it through Vogue’s September issue. I’ll be honest with you; after the first 150 advertisements, I didn’t think I could do it anymore. It wasn’t just because my arms were giving out under the magazine’s weight, but I started to descend into the kind of depression that comes when you realize that a pair of shoes is worth more than you are.

But I had to read it because I love fashion, and the September issue is considered thee most important issue of the year. It’s full of all the must-have hats and boots and scarves and coats for the fall season. Landing the cover of a fashion magazine’s September issue is a great honor.

Since September’s not over yet, I have decided to throw my hat into the ring. My friend took these pics of me for her digital photography class, and I am going to post them here in the hopes that a fashion magazine editor will notice me.

I was hoping to make the cover of ElleMNOP, Glammar, or even Webster’s Bazaar.

21 comments:

Rachael said...

ElleMNOP made me snort out loud at work.

Janet Johnson said...

Love the pictures! I think you Should be on the cover. :)

Bethany Elizabeth said...

Ha, I love those pictures! They're so great, and the car is awesome. :)

Shannon said...

Dude, not only are you witty, but you're adorable too.

Tere Kirkland said...

Glammer! LOL! Love it!

Shelly said...

I would like a one year subscription to Webster's Bazaar.

Jeffrey Beesler said...

Ah, the glamour of grammar! Greatness!

cestlavie22 said...

Adorable pictures!!!

Crystal Pistol said...

Hot pics, girl! Plus you are really funny. I like the part about shoes worth more than you are. I hate when that realization hits me with full force. Saddens me. :)

Jaya J said...

The first pic is really a cover material !

Naina Gupta said...

Love the pictures!

Kelly said...

You could definitely be on the cover of Glammar! Awesome pics!!

Dylan Fitzgerald said...

Glammar all the way. I subscribe AS OF RIGHT NOW.

Stephen Tremp said...

I really think You have something here! You might move up to commercials next. Then Broadway!

my day in a sentence said...

I believe that's more of a book than a magazine. :D

And, 'cause everybody's saying how good you look, I'm not gonna.
But you do. :D

Liz said...

I try not to read Vogue because it's just page after page of things I can't afford and that bums me out. Love the pics!

Talli Roland said...

Love the photos! Gosh, you're photogenic. It's funny, one of my Twitter friends was just saying how heavy her September Vogue is...

tracirz said...

Nice pics! :D I hate magazines, especially shit like Vogue... but I gotta admit... Kate Moss's wedding... AWESOME. Ellipses!

James Garcia Jr said...

Great photos. Definitely cover-girl material! Why is it that I get all excited when I see you've posted? I was feeling too lazy to blog, but saw you had something new and just had to see what it was. Glad I did.
Too cute.

-Jimmy

Glynis said...

They deserve to be noticed! Great pics!

Theresa Milstein said...

I want the dress Kate Moss is wearing, which I'm sure is worth more than me. If I had such a beautiful gown, I'd wear it everywhere. I'd have to because otherwise I'd never have a fancy enough occasion.

I could see the car picture on the cover of a few men's magazines.