The toughest decision I can imagine having to make is this: what if one day I had to choose between going on a date with Johnny Depp and Clive Owen or one with Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert?
Can you imagine the agony of having to choose between a night of unparalleled hotness or one of unadulterated humor. Dinner with a side of physical perfection and an English accent or a side of intelligence and wit. It’s even more agonizing than my savory or sweet breakfast dilemma.
When I'm lucky, timing takes care of these tough decisions for me. Sometimes I don’t even feel like savory. And sometimes- like this weekend- I am headed to Washington DC to attend the Rally to Restore Sanity hosted by both Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Woo hoo!
So, today, if I were asked to make that difficult choice, I would probably go with Jon and Stephen. I’ll definitely be absolutely smitten after a day of their hilarity, and the three of us in the same city just makes it so convenient. Johnny is probably in France, and I have no idea where Clive is these days. I am nothing if not practical.
I just hope that these people aren’t in DC protesting anywhere near the rally:
If I play my cards right, I’m hoping there will be a PUBIC option.
12 comments:
A pubic option that doesn't give you public lice, one hopes. Some afflictions should remain private.
LMAO! I'll try to refrain from any Green Tea Party jokes on the No Pubic Opinion misspelling.
Stephen Tremp
LOL@ the sign!!!
I would go with the hotness...
YAY! Have a great time at the rally! I can't wait to hear how it goes! I would definitely pick Johnny Depp and Jon Stewart if I had to. :)
Go PUBIC options!! ;)
Hotness rules but then you'd definitely have to worry about Pubic Options!
Oh, how could you plant that question in my head?! Now I'm doubting my loyalties to Clive! Actually, I just watched The Libertine on netflix last weekend and Mr. Depp is the newest inductee to my list.
Have fun at the Rally! It is so cool to know someone who is going. I expect a full report with lots of photos when you get back! ;) - G
Too funny...you passed on Depp?
I'd go for the humor too...
I would take Johnny Depp and Stephen Colbert, am being practical too. Johnny lives next door although Vanessa Paradis is always close by. Stephen Colbert is tall, funny and might travel to France on a whim.
Oh my goodness...you just can't escape typos no matter where you go...
And Clive Owen. Always Clive.
This is why we NEED spell check with everything we do.
Maybe the mistake was intentional. Enjoy the commedy!
Funny how the girl holding the sighn is blonde. People wonder.
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