I have been watching hours and hours of World Cup soccer over the past couple of weeks. Am I a soccer fan? Not really. Is it because the soccer players are so hot? That may have a big something to do with it. But, if I’m going to be honest, I’m mostly doing it for the same reason I watched only the last two games between the Lakers and the Celtics: I’m jumping on the bandwagon.I know that makes me kind of a poser, but, what can I say, I get all caught up in the hype.
Now, I don’t want you to think that I jump on the bandwagon of all popular fads. I still am unfamiliar with any Justin Bieber or Lady Gaga songs, and when I was in Vegas last weekend, I was reminded of a trend I won’t ever be on board with- this:
What is it with companies these days? Why are they using lowercase letters for their names? Here are some other offenders:
My theory is that this lowercase trend started with that little i in iPod, and since Apple is so successful, many companies jumped on the lowercase bandwagon. Now, it would be hypocritical for me to judge someone for jumping on a bandwagon, and it's not even the breaking of the capitalization rule that bugs me; it's that it doesn't work for everybody. It looks like at&t can get away with it, but does Treasure Island really want to update itself? I mean, the book was published in 1883. Shouldn’t they try to stick with the theme? (By the way, you should see Treasure Island’s -I mean ti’s -new pirate show. It involves one ship of pirates and one ship of booty short-clad sirens. This is one of the brilliant lines uttered by the sirens: “Who are you calling ahoy?”)
Moral of the story: Break grammar rules (and use puns) with care.
But, don't worry, I didn't spend my time in Vegas ranting about capitalization rules. Well, not all my time. I saw Cirque de Soleil, I won $35 at Roulette, and I while I was there, I found out I had won something else. James Garcia Jr. at Dance on Fire awarded me this:
One of my responsibilities as a Versatile Blogger award winner is to tell you seven facts about myself, so here they are:1. I have never eaten a hamburger.
2. My name is Jenny, not Jennifer.
3. The only trophy I have ever won was for a read-a-thon in third grade.
4. I can't wink my right eye.
5. The nail on my pinky toe is almost nonexistent.
6. Richard Simmons held me when I was an infant.
7. I once counted out forty-five minutes because my parents told me that's how long we had left on our drive.
My second responsibility is to list fifteen other blogs I have been enjoying. I am going to start with five today (because I have to get to work). I will continue with the list throughout the week.
Drum roll please:
1. Nostomaniac: this entry was one one of the funniest things I have read in a while.
2. The Invisible Seductress: I laughed out loud when I read this.
3. Notes from Nadir: I just started reading this, and I can't wait to go back and read more. So far, I have read beautifully-written stories about her mom.
3. Notes from Nadir: I just started reading this, and I can't wait to go back and read more. So far, I have read beautifully-written stories about her mom.
4. Health and Beauty by Keppi: Speaking of moms, this is my mom's blog. It makes me want to be healthier.
