I just read a student’s essay, and I am in awe of her amazing father.Apparently, he makes amazing desserts:
My dad’s characteristics and tarts are the key to his success.
He performs free plastic surgery:
If you hang out with him, he puts a smile in your face.
He’s very smart:
My dad is very educated and well educated.
And best of all, he communicates with his kids via telepathy:
My dad thought me my times tables.
