Wednesday, October 10, 2012

When I Think About Me, I Touch Myself

I am experiencing very high self-esteem at the moment. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever been so into myself. And the reason? A good hair day? No. Number one on the New York Times Bestseller List? Nope.  


It’s these bookmarks I came up with to give away at my book signing on Sunday:

I love them! 

I love them so much I want to share them with the world. 

If you love them as much as I do, I will mail one of each to the first 20 people who ask (because I have 20 stamps left.)Leave your email address in the comments section.

Or, better yet, if you want to get one in person, come see me at my book signings: 

Sunday, October 14, 11:30-1:30
Apostrophe Books
4712 East 2nd Street
Long Beach, CA 90803

Saturday, Oct. 20, 11-2
Barnes and Nobles
1800 Rosecrans Ave.
Manhattan Beach, CA 90266

Did I mention there will be punctuation cupcakes?

34 comments:

Felt Family said...

I love them too!!! They would make me smile every time I open my book. :) But I feel greedy. I've already won your book so if you feel that 'one prize per blogger' is fair, I understand. :) However, if I am one of the twenty, please sign it for me!
Thanks!
Nancy
nancy_felt@yahoo.com

Sara said...

OMG - they are SOOOO CUTE and clever!! I love them! And punctuation cupcakes sound fabulous. Please post pictures, then extend your book tour to Boston (and don't forget the cupcakes and bookmarks!) :)

Shelly said...

I am on a blogging break, but I couldn't resist such cute bookmarks. I just got back from Ontario, California, so I won't be able to make it again for the signings. My email is ssmorales@yahoo.com.

Mark said...

Those bookmarks are absolutely adorable. I'll save you the cost of international shipping though.

Rachael said...

Those are spectacular! I'd love one, and I'd love to come see you on the East Coast!

Genskie said...

Yay funny and adorable! I want it!

genskie.denzbaby@yahoo.com

Lorena said...

I want them!!

loreabedh@gmail.com

PS. I'm still laughing at the title of this post! :D

*M*P* said...

Awesome... love your blog!!
perrault.martin@gmail.com

Stephen T. McCarthy said...

JENNY ~
Alright, I'm axing... anxiously. But I refuse to get down on my knees and beg for it (unless you axe me to).

I'm way, Way, WAY too controversial a figure (blogger, whatever...) to publicly post my Email address. But if you submit a comment to my blog saying, "Give it to me!" (and include your Email address), I will Email you privately and give you my E-addy, along with a "thank you" written all in caps and boldface type. 'Ite?

~ D-FensDogg
'Loyal American Underground'

E.J. Wesley said...

Yeah, those are kind of ... AWESOME. :-) Seriously cool!

the late phoenix said...

i want them, i want all three of them...oh, and i'm singular...just puttin' that out there...

DiscConnected said...

I like them as well-I assumed they'd be long gone since I'm online so late...but only eleven comments before mine...

Larry

lmcava@yahoo.com

DiscConnected said...

PS-Got the play on the Divinyls title as well (one heckuva great song and one sultry video)

Larry

Duncan D. Horne - the Kuantan blogger said...

Hi Jenny, I would love those fantastic bookmarks as I'm always reading several different books at the same time and I'm out of bookmarks!

Here's my email: mohicanman2@hotmail.com

Duncan In Kuantan

Jessica Bell said...

OMG! yes please pretty please with a cherry on top! You willing to post to Greece?

Jessica Bell said...

jessica.carmen.bell@gmail.com

Tiffany said...

Cute!

ztnb12@gmail.com

Jono said...

Is it too late? Did I miss my chance? Will you autograph it? So many questions, so little time.

Stacy McKitrick said...

Those are cool. If you still have some, you can send to me!

semckitrick (at) aol (dot) com.

Jono said...

P.S. Jono is jono@boreal.org

Kelly Polark said...

Those are so clever!!!! Send me one if you have a stamp left! :)

theater-goer said...

Me! Me! (Or does usage demand "I! I!"?) Actually, I'll be at apostrophe! I can't wait to meet a fellow crackpot, especially one as clever as you are!

Yolanda Renee said...

In desperate need -- I suffer from the comma shaker syndrome. I can't punctuate to save my life! :)

Have fun at your signing, I'm on the East coast, but definitely need your book!

Jo Antareau said...

You're right to love em, they are amazing. But I'll also save you on international postage, too, and just....bookmark the post.

Talli Roland said...

Those are FABULOUS!

Happy book signing. With bookmarks like that, you'll be huge hit!

Carol Kilgore said...

Fantastic bookmarks!
However, I mostly read on my Kindle now, so I don't need bookmarks.

Have a GREAT signing!

Nianque said...

wakpom44@gmail.com would love to have your bookmarks. So clever! I read eBooks and "regular" books and would also be willing to share with my reading friends. Love your blog!

anthony stemke said...

Very clever as usual. Punctuation cupcakes? What the ,;.?! are they?
Speaking of book awards, my spouse just won a silver award from The Childrens Literary Classic Award for her Sh Sh Sh Let the Baby Sleep and I'm very proud of her. Maybe I could bake those cupcakes if I knew what they were. cm

Robbie said...

Loved seeing you at the book-signing in Long Beach. You are even more impressive in person. Your book is inspiring, hard to believe I am reading it like a novel I can't put down.

Mary Aalgaard said...

They are adorable. I wish I'd commented earlier! Enjoy all the fun and success.

Wendy Ramer said...

These are fabulous! Sorry I took so long to visit. I'd love them if you have any left:

wjmramer@gmail.com

Genskie said...

Hi there... I just realized I put wrong email in here... it's genskie.denzbaby@gmail.com

I really do wanna have one of those.
:( but i put a wrong email

Stephen T. McCarthy said...

JENNY ~
I happened to go to the post office today and found the bookmarks in my P.O.B.

Thanks so much for sending them! I really appreciate it.

I'm planning to buy your book, and would even be willing to post a review of it on my blog, but you might not actually want me to do that... my blog being what it is.

Also, I have been boycotting Amazon.com for years; I will not buy ANYTHING from that site. So I need to find another online bookstore that is offering your book for sale. Do you know of any?

Thanks again for the great bookmarks!

~ D-FensDogg
'Loyal American Underground'

Theresa Milstein said...

Damn, how did I let life get in the way of checking your blog? Now I missed out on the best bookmarks. Ever. When I look back on my life while sitting on my deathbed, this will be high on the list.