A raw food diet?
The love of a man fifteen years her junior?
Having done it with the star of Die Hard?
Austrian leech therapy?
I will have sex with Bruce Willis while covered in leeches and eating a carrot and then marry a nineteen year old if I get to look like Demi Moore when I’m pushing fifty.
She claims to not have had any plastic surgery, and I kind of believe her. She doesn’t have the weird lips and pulled skin that other celebrities her age, like Courtney Cox and Meg Ryan, now have.
Because Demi Moore looks the same today as she did fifteen years ago, she reminds me a lot of the word read. It too looks the same in the present as it does in the past:
Present: I read every day.
Past: Yesterday, I read that Demi Moore uses leeches to detoxify her blood.
People often think that lead, like read, is the same in the past as it is in the present. But, they’re wrong. Lead gains an extra letter in the present that it didn’t have in the past:
Present: Please, lead me to your fountain of youth.
Past: Ghost was great, but you were led astray when you decided to star in Striptease.
Lead is more like Pamela Anderson than Demi Moore. Like lead, Pamela presently has a little something extra that she didn’t have in the past: