tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post6875105915605429033..comments2024-03-28T00:20:41.640-07:00Comments on Missed Periods and Other Grammar Scares: Hell Hath No FuryMissed Periodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10343265071637032284noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-71042126844186200202012-06-21T16:57:01.890-07:002012-06-21T16:57:01.890-07:00I feel like I've cut off both feet metaphorica...I feel like I've cut off both feet metaphorically, and I still don't have an agent!Holly Vancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10113438267020711966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-15271467203571499692012-06-14T01:33:45.545-07:002012-06-14T01:33:45.545-07:00I'd watch it! As long as the heroine wears 7 1...I'd watch it! As long as the heroine wears 7 1/2...Talli Rolandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04780882465745107715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-22625991480384195492012-06-14T00:42:32.158-07:002012-06-14T00:42:32.158-07:00Get Johnny Depp for the lead role and it won't...Get Johnny Depp for the lead role and it won't matter what the movie is about. I'd go see it ;)Lynda R Young as Elle Cardyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09975442291393246148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-88442492856801156822012-06-13T10:17:17.248-07:002012-06-13T10:17:17.248-07:00How about: An English teacher, taps into her teena...How about: An English teacher, taps into her teenage girlish past, and writes a young-adult book which starts a bidding war and sets her off on a journey of decadance, hedonism and addiction.<br /><br />Moral of the story: stick to blogging... it's safer.Movies on my Mindhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01728634451204645148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-56845920853610369642012-06-13T09:10:05.267-07:002012-06-13T09:10:05.267-07:00Who or what is The Situation? I'll go see the ...Who or what is The Situation? I'll go see the movie if it has a gun fight and an exploding helicopter in it.Tony Van Helsinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08879258913766153068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-45986344531837760692012-06-12T23:56:11.408-07:002012-06-12T23:56:11.408-07:00Definitely. Definitely do the grammar school thing...Definitely. Definitely do the grammar school thing. Like, not an elementary school, but a school entirely for grammar and missed periods and the like. <br /><br />DIE, SKINNY BITCH. She's going down. Wait til you see her face when they call your name up for the Oscar instead of hers. Priceless. <br /><br />Also, querying sucks. And don't ever file a foot for Johnny Depp. That size 6 thing is just a rumor. I'm pretty sure he likes big feet. FYI, we're the same size, homie. We can trade shoes.Carolina M. Valdez Schneiderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11589934533051907801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-39644188576615691932012-06-12T14:07:18.427-07:002012-06-12T14:07:18.427-07:00https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/392390_3...https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/392390_364386413616615_1642206614_n.jpg<br /><br />I thought you'd like this magazine cover. Oh, for the love of missing commas!<br /><br />Rachel Ray's family and dog are hiding under the bed.vawriterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02776688234339103879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-72218529976987355272012-06-12T07:09:12.264-07:002012-06-12T07:09:12.264-07:00Not too good with ideas for movies... otherwise, I...Not too good with ideas for movies... otherwise, I'd probably be already pitching ideas (with hopes of at least being cast as a tree, he he)Terra Shieldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00039195435967190497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-80204352697168411592012-06-12T02:24:47.753-07:002012-06-12T02:24:47.753-07:00That premise gives me chills. Doesn't this wo...That premise gives me chills. Doesn't this woman worry about the diseases that guy is carrying???<br /><br />Did you see Meryl Streep play the woman obsessed with grammar in the movie A Series of Unfortunate Events? Her grammar nitpicking doesn't go to well for her.<br /><br />Tean Beat 1985. That might be around the time I found out John Taylor's favorite colors were red and silver.Theresa Milsteinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03477761307315565259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-83120927496229335202012-06-11T12:21:06.649-07:002012-06-11T12:21:06.649-07:00An English teacher loses her job and her boyfriend...An English teacher loses her job and her boyfriend in quick succession. On the subway ride home, a masked gunman steals a book from a fellow passenger, a man named Pietlalov Basheranskif. The book they stole was "English Grammar for Poor Grammar Users". You can tell from his distress that he is totally lost and decide to help him before the train gets to his stop. Well........<br /> to be continuedanthony stemkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15666462157746049139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-82493938656984767322012-06-10T17:28:57.095-07:002012-06-10T17:28:57.095-07:00Sadly, I am drawing a blank with regard to movie i...Sadly, I am drawing a blank with regard to movie ideas for you, my Captain. On the other hand, I have just recently decided to make it my life's purpose to do anything that you ask of me and to make sure that you are properly equiped with life's pleasures, such as chocolate and perfectly fluffy pillows.<br />Hmm? Of course it has nothing to do with being afraid of drawing your anger... How could you ask such a thing? *scurries quickly away in search of chocolate*<br />;)<br /><br />-JimmyJames Garcia Jrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00559119178720751963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-4156636899792270382012-06-10T04:51:24.023-07:002012-06-10T04:51:24.023-07:00Dunno.
However, if you manage to work in the some...Dunno.<br /><br />However, if you manage to work in the some references to the Penis Party, you might generate more interest.Jo-Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15705983780352542190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-72662445720934006862012-06-10T02:30:53.372-07:002012-06-10T02:30:53.372-07:00I feel like I've fallen into a TVtropes articl...I feel like I've fallen into a TVtropes article right now.DWeihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01052727489537771147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-68421916264458160502012-06-08T20:36:43.443-07:002012-06-08T20:36:43.443-07:00Captain! I really like Alesa's idea too....onl...Captain! I really like Alesa's idea too....only there has to be some sort of secret romance with Webster. It's a weird enough concept and part that Johnny might actually consider being your co-star!!Yarnladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11725221617624220867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-54705599910602818922012-06-08T12:32:59.579-07:002012-06-08T12:32:59.579-07:00LOL. LOL. LOL. What a FABULOUS post. The foot-whit...LOL. LOL. LOL. What a FABULOUS post. The foot-whittling analogy is utterly perfect. I'm going through it now and feeling every single cut and smoosh. I've likened it to dating...exactly how much *am* I willing to change myself to attract a partner anyway?! ;)<br /><br />Love the movie idea. Yes, The Situation would be the perfect love interest. HA HA HA.Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14315988741446180628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-18277557427763819962012-06-08T08:42:25.641-07:002012-06-08T08:42:25.641-07:00Skinny Little Bitch is already taken, it's a g...Skinny Little Bitch is already taken, it's a great recent Hole song, it's hard to really get down to querying (that word sounds so dirty) and coming up with truly original ideas and names.<br /><br />premise: Lisa Edelstein (from HOUSE) plays you as a teacher who decides to self-publish after many rejections, becomes rich, and at the end of the movie, has a giant orgy with all of her blog commenters...the late phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04397137348877891309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-89881696663862245692012-06-08T07:02:56.625-07:002012-06-08T07:02:56.625-07:00Movie? Hell with that! How about kickass HBO ser...Movie? Hell with that! How about kickass HBO series? English teacher loses her job and boyfriend in quick succession and starts a grammar blog in conjunction with joining a dating website. Every date has a corresponding metarphor to a grammatical problem. BOOM.Dylan Fitzgeraldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13348331155049367597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-88359166703464230022012-06-08T05:28:07.986-07:002012-06-08T05:28:07.986-07:00HA! The Situation? I agree with Crystal...genius!
...HA! The Situation? I agree with Crystal...genius!<br /><br />Revenge can often be the best kind of motivation!<br /><br />Also, I'd do just about anything for Johnny. :)Kristihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08188460633615049191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-37689587293780904372012-06-08T01:24:39.899-07:002012-06-08T01:24:39.899-07:00The Situation?! BRILLIANT!!! GENIUS, EVEN! I wou...The Situation?! BRILLIANT!!! GENIUS, EVEN! I would watch it and suggest it to all my friends.<br /><br />I'm sorry those people rejected you. They are obviously hungry skinny bitches not in their right minds. Feed them a snickers bar and they may arrive at a different conclusion. :)Crystal Pistolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16384208762919600611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-70215250041386672262012-06-07T13:27:54.534-07:002012-06-07T13:27:54.534-07:00I am not a writer, but your imagery of whittling d...I am not a writer, but your imagery of whittling down your foot was revelatory! <br /><br />And movie? Yes, I absolutely think this would make a GREAT movie- and would probably be drop dead funny, too!Shellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04930262815304757150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-86440245553193838082012-06-07T13:24:37.549-07:002012-06-07T13:24:37.549-07:00She opens up a grammar school in an area where Eng...She opens up a grammar school in an area where English is a second language, teaching those already-bright students how to effectively communicate their groundbreaking ideas. In the process, she falls for a taciturn Ryan Gosling look-alike but is A-OK with his lack of communication skills or any grammar issues...<br /><br />How's that? :-)JDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05234966786590125696noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-88174244825523031672012-06-07T13:10:48.875-07:002012-06-07T13:10:48.875-07:00Don't fall for The Situation! I'm glad you...Don't fall for The Situation! I'm glad you found yourself a good agent after all :) You did better without the losers who rejected you. It sounds like it's not very hard to top that movie. Twilight could top that movie. I would much rather fund a book based on grammatical errors, but I'm not too sure how to turn it in to a movie. I got it. You work in an inner city school full of kids who have lost their passion for learning, and especially English. You teach them the joys of spelling and grammar, and they go on to win a huge spelling bee that their school has always lost in because no one really cared. You teach them to love, through language. <br /><br />Infinity Oscars and Academy Awards.Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12118816573712396453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5330190226764495766.post-85925191469505910912012-06-07T12:31:04.937-07:002012-06-07T12:31:04.937-07:00Overcome by missed periods and flawed grammar, one...Overcome by missed periods and flawed grammar, one woman was pushed over the edge. <br />They thought they had gotten rid of her, but she came back... Riding a flaming return carriage. <br /><br />Follow her adventures as she and her sidekick Noah Webster battle against the forces of illiteracy.Avohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15808959359850145003noreply@blogger.com