Tuesday, July 15, 2014

My New Soulmate

The way to a man's heart is reportedly through his stomach. The way to my heart is apparently through clever songs about grammar. A friend just alerted me to "Weird Al" Yankovic's new song "Word Crimes," and all of a sudden Johnny Depp, Bradley Cooper and Clive Owen mean nothing to me.

"Weird Al," call me! 

I'll make you dinner.